Sabrina: Are they talking about pirates on the news?
Me: Yes, but they are far away.
Sabrina: Wait, pirates are real?
Sabrina: Hmmm. Are there good pirates?
Me: No. There are lots of good sailors, but pirates are bad.
Sabrina: Well, if pirates are real, maybe Peter Pan and Tinkerbell are real too.Me: That would be fun, huh? But sorry, Peter Pan and Tinkerbell aren't real.
Sabrina: I know, Mom. I was being sarcastic.